Omnipresent Inseam

 

You hear the music in your soul

And just like that away you go

A favorite beat, a lyric sweet

Motivation for your feet.

You’re by yourself so no one sees

How much you creak when you bend your knees

Through jumps, leaps, stomps, reaches, twirls

First you spin and then you whirl.

Just remember that as you dance

There is one thing which sees all…

Your pants.

 

And pants, they never cease to judge

They sense each millimeter of pudge

Your omnipresent inseam knows

Just how far your dance can go

And you push it just one bit

It will summon all your dignity…

And split!