You hear the music in your soul
And just like that away you go
A favorite beat, a lyric sweet
Motivation for your feet.
You’re by yourself so no one sees
How much you creak when you bend your knees
Through jumps, leaps, stomps, reaches, twirls
First you spin and then you whirl.
Just remember that as you dance
There is one thing which sees all…
And pants, they never cease to judge
They sense each millimeter of pudge
Your omnipresent inseam knows
Just how far your dance can go
And you push it just one bit
It will summon all your dignity…