Day 29: Care Package
Six rolls of toilet paper, but not a single bag of Goldfish crackers?
Was I on drugs when I packed this?
Where is the dental floss?
Why did I pack…Pringles?
Everyone knows Pringles, like Snickers, are universal!
They have Pringles on Europa, and Io too!
I don’t need stackable chips – I need floss!
And some Cheese-its would not go amiss.