Human Resources Haikus

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Human Resources Haikus

I am the nexus
For all communication
How may I help you?

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It’s not difficult.
You just don’t like doing things
When you’re supposed to.

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Nourishing crisis
Requires careful avoidance
Of crucial phone calls.

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Did you read your mail?
I sent emails about this.
You read them, don’t you?

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Yes, mandatory.
No, I won’t take notes for you.
I’m hanging up now.

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Human resources
Is a careful blending of
Zen and aggression

Haikus Again

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Travel:

Jade, for travelers.
Rabbit’s foot, to bring good luck.
Whiskey? Just because.

 

Ease of Play:

Gotta catch ‘em all?!
Your backpack will weigh a ton.
Stick to D&D.

 

Bold Thought:

A perfect spring day.
We both know what must be done –
The answer is me.

 

Meteorological Expectation:

Summer sun and wind
Brings promise of thunderstorms
And heavy, fresh rain

 

 

I’ve found I enjoy writing haikus – a form I never really utilized. There is something playful and challenging in trying to express an idea in a limited number of syllables and space. Like writing a sonnet and keeping a meter.

Sorry for the slight delay – faulty internet has been glitching for a few days now. Drives me insane.

You lie, World Wide Web

You promised me internet

But left me alone.