Human Resources Haikus

I am the nexus
For all communication
How may I help you?

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It’s not difficult.
You just don’t like doing things
When you’re supposed to.

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Nourishing crisis
Requires careful avoidance
Of crucial phone calls.

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Did you read your mail?
I sent emails about this.
You read them, don’t you?

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Yes, mandatory.
No, I won’t take notes for you.
I’m hanging up now.

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Human resources
Is a careful blending of
Zen and aggression